Well, Colby, it ain’t funny, it ain’t so, and you DO need to apologize!!!
First off, Jesus is not an appropriate topic for your feeble attempts at ratings. Secondly, if you knew what a zombie was, you’d realize your other mistake (besides making fun of Jesus). A zombie is:
Jesus did not have a semblance of life, He was in fact alive and His life was witnessed and confirmed by many witnesses over a period of 40 days. He spoke, ate food, and was therefore anything but mute or will-less. His life was not restored for an evil purpose but in His resurrection was the defeat of evil. Nor do any of the other definitions describe Jesus.
Jesus did say “I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life” though. He gives new life to those who believe in Him and accept Him as their Lord and Savior. (John 14:6)
And if you knew your Bible, you’d know that there were people raised from the dead in the Old Testament by Elijah and Elisha. Earlier on in the New Testament, Jesus himself raised others from the dead. (Peter and Paul do too) So NOT funny, NOT factual, and NOT true!
By comparison, the definition of “Idiot“…