The following was shared with me recently and I wanted to share it with all of you as well:
Why Can’t I Own a Canadian?
October 2002
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative:
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination – Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? – Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted fan,
Jim
I hope my friend doesn’t mind but for literary sake, I’ll refer to him as “Bill”—which is not anything close to his real name but shorter than “my friend”.
So Bill, thanks for sharing this. I found it amusing to start with. You see, it shows the shallowness of some Christian thinking and I agree in part with the subtle point Jim is making in this letter. Whether the letter is real or not, the point is still valid in some ways. Christians do a good job of picking out or picking on one or two points in the Bible. It becomes a banner under which a Crusade is fought. Not cool.
According to some accounts, there are 613 Jewish laws or Mitzvot. And for some reason, Christians pick 10 of them—no, 11—no 12 of them to hold up today as standards. There are the Ten Commandments that most have heard of and few can recite. Then there’s the one pastors love about tithing—and they say it’s not about the money. And then there’s the one about homosexuality. The other 601 simply don’t matter anymore to the Christian. And that’s how we get to Jim’s letter.
So why can’t I own a Canadian? I was going to be first in line for Shania Twain. I’d settle for Alanis Morrisette but either way, my wife would have a problem with it. Besides, there’s that 9th commandment. Oh well. Who needs to own anyone anyway!
Back to the point:
Jim, the problem with Dr Laura’s position and your assertions is that the Law is not understood and taken in context. These laws were not given to the world, but rather to the Jews as a nation. These were to be their laws within the borders of the land which God gave them. He never told Moses to go enforce these laws for the Egyptians or Babylonians, but these laws prescribed how the Jew should act or behave if traveling in those lands or in dealing with those people. These are not laws that necessarily transfer to other countries, peoples, lands, etc.
The laws give us insight into God’s character though and tell us what he finds acceptable and pleasing. If one chooses to love God and to serve him—if ones focus is to please God—how better to do so than to understand how he feels about human interactions.
Some laws were ceremonial, others had to do with righteousness, while other laws have to do with health and hygiene. Regarding the latter, there were laws regarding touching dead things, dealing with mold and mildew, and eating certain foods. Relative to today’s food hygiene standards, I doubt many of us would want to have eaten shellfish or pork back then anyway. And would we have E.Coli outbreaks today if we followed kosher guidelines for slaughtering an animal?
Lives would be more peaceful and healthy if we followed the ancient guidelines but today, we know better. We risk eating shellfish and even then, raw! We eat meat with the blood still in it (rare) and wonder at our health problems. We have relationships with people at inappropriate times and in inappropriate ways and struggle to stop AIDS and STDs. Indeed, there are people engaging in acts with animals—and society worries about getting H1N1 from eating pork??? What are they getting transmitted sexually???
I don’t accept that these laws apply to Christians today unless one chooses to live under them. Not sure why they would. However, knowing and doing what is right based on these laws is another thing.
In the New Testament, Jesus tells us to love our neighbor as ourself. And he challenges us to change our thinking as to who that neighbor is. He tells us to do to others as we would have them do to us. Paul tells us to consider others better than ourselves, or rather, do not think of ourselves as being better than others.
Frankly, if we do these things, what commandments do we need? Do we need to be told not to murder? Who would we hate to the point of murder if we loved our neighbor as ourself?
As for the homosexuality issue, if God says something is an abomination, then that’s what He says. Not me. But I’m in no position to contradict him. One of my best friends EVER is gay and I care about him and love him. Do I agree with some of his actions or choices? No. Do I accept him? Yes. So let’s consider this: I have heterosexual friends where I can say the same things—some of their actions and choices I disagree with also. And if you knew me better, you would probably disagree with some of my actions and choices.
But this friend of mine—the gay one, not “Bill”—is also a Christian. Is he headed to Hell because of his lifestyle? I don’t think so. You see, even if I thought so, I cannot pronounce judgment on him and I have no idea what his relationship with God is. I stand in judgment over no-one. Based on what scripture tells me, I believe he is saved and will be with Christ one day.
But based on what scripture says, I also have to believe that his lifestyle is not in keeping with God’s perfect plan for humanity.
A few more points:
The Bible teaches that if we break one law, we break them all. No sin is better or worse than another.
The Bible says that ALL have sinned and fall short. That’s why Jesus came.
The Bible says that Jesus died for “whomsoever would believe would be saved”.
And the Bible teaches that for the Christian, there is no condemnation, but it also teaches that we are no longer under the Law.
MORE:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp
http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html
http://cavmom.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/why-cant-i-own-a-canadian/